I woke up in the middle of the night to see the silhouette of a skull and crossbones hovering above me.
It didn’t take long to realize what this means: I am a pirate.
After a little bit longer, I realized that it was not a skull and crossbones, but the shadow of my ceiling fan on the ceiling.
1.) Does anyone need an eye patch?
2.) What’s the best way to get rum out of a pillow case?
3.) Can you get a CAT scan on a Sunday?
Have a good day, wherever you arrrrrrgh.